December 31st, 2013

• 4PM-5PM: prepare porchetta for the next day
• 8PM-10PM: party at Matt’s apartment

• 10:30PM-01:30AM: glow in the dark NYE bowling

January 1st, 2014

• 10AM: open up Christmas pants!!

• 2PM: polar bear dip at English Bay. You can experience this for yourself by watching this video!
• 2:31PM: ho’ cho’ w/ hella whip
• 4PM: put porchetta in the oven, shower
• 4:30PM: PRESENTS!!! FINALLY!!!

Ever heard of a hairbrush Katrina??

• 7:00PM: delicious porchetta sandwiches for dinner
• 8:00PM: Bob’s Burgers, then bedtime (it’s been a big day!)